Milo Yiannopoulos - NAMBLA
“We get hung up on this child abuse stuff… This is one of the reasons why I hate the left, the one size fits all policing of culture, this arbitrary and oppressive idea of consent... You’re misunderstanding what pedophilia means. Pedophilia is not a sexual attraction to somebody 13-years-old who is sexually mature. Pedophilia is attraction to children who have not reached puberty. Pedophilia is attraction to people who don’t have functioning sex organs yet. Who have not gone through puberty. That’s not what we are talking about." — Milo Yiannopoulos
"Generation Trump, the alt right people, the people who like me, they’re not anti-Semites. They don’t care about Jews. I mean, they may have some assumptions about things, how the Jews run everything; well, we do. How the Jews run the banks; well, we do. How the Jews run the media; well, we do. They’re right about all that stuff. … It’s a fact, this is not in debate. It’s a statistical fact … Jews are vastly disproportionately represented in all of these professions. It’s just a fact. It’s not anti-Semitic to point out statistics." — Milo Yiannopoulos
"Sadly, Ariana Grande is too stupid to wise up and warn her European fans about the real threats to their freedom and their lives. She will remain ferociously pro-immigrant, pro-Islam and anti-America. Makes you wonder whether they bombed to attack her or in solidarity" — Milo Yiannopoulos
"Gays were classier when they were worried about being queer-bashed. The entire Muslim world is virulently homophobic, so men there continue to reproduce like rabbits. I hate to exaggerate, but you might say that the future of the West sort of depends on us faggots leaping back in the closet and churning out a few kids." — Milo Yiannopoulos
Milo Yiannopoulos needs no introduction — his extraordinary career with Breitbart News; his vocal support for America's indisputably greatest president, Donald J. Trump; his courageous work with NAMBLA, the North American Man/Boy Love Association, fighting to Make America Great for Pedophiles Again. It is Milo who infuses JDLAFDINAMBLA with its signature maturity and thoughtfulness.
Milo first came to fame for being permanently banned from Twitter in July after the social media company said his almost 350,000 followers were responsible for harassing Ghostbusters star Leslie Jones.
Turning to politics, during the Republican National Convention, Yiannopoulos hosted a party in Cleveland called Gays for Trump. He walked up to a podium backed by photos of skinny, shirtless young men wearing Make America Great Again hats, then removed a bulletproof vest to reveal a tank top with a rainbow fist holding a gun and the words “We shoot back.” His Cleveland speech was attended by Daryush “Roosh” Valizadeh, whom the liberal website the Daily Dot called “the web’s most infamous misogynist,” and Richard Spencer, a smartly dressed, University of Virginia-educated white supremacist who came up with the term “alt-right” in 2008. “I don’t see it as a bad thing that I surround myself with edgy people,” Milo says. “Because they’re interesting. I’m not going to not hang out with someone because the New York Times calls him racist.”
“We live in a post-fact era. It’s wonderful,” Yiannopoulos says, pointing to various web pages on his giant computer screen that show photos of, supposedly, Bill Clinton’s grown black son. “The Washington Post gives a truth check, and no one cares. Now you have to use the truth and other strategies. You have to be persuasive. Dumpy lesbian feminists and shrieking harpies in the Black Lives Matter movement are not persuasive,”
Not content with his incredible achievements in cheekiness, writing on the internet, tweeting on the internet, touring the country giving moving resignation speeches, helming the conservative movement, and of course his legendary career in business, Yiannopoulos has now become a smash hit in the world of contemporary art. Is there no aspect of modern life that Milo can't cuck?
Outside of his work life, Milo has many ambitions. He wants to self-publish a Kindle e-book so he can go on television shows with the chyron “Author of Satisfying the Black Man Sexually,” though he’d need to alter the title slightly, because the book Satisfying the Black Man Sexually is already on his shelf. “That’s why I don’t like Planned Parenthood," he says, "They kill all those black babies. In 20 years, they could be my harem.”
But it is his work fighting for freedom that makes Milo Yiannopoulos so important to us. When terror strikes, Milo tweets. While feeling human beings (aka libtards) are distracted by the raw anguish of parents mourning their lost children in Manchester, only Milo has the clarity to see the real enemies that threaten our values, our liberty and our way of life: Ariana Grande, Linda Sarsour, and age of consent laws.
Milo energizes JDLADFINAMBLA with his unlikely patriotism, his refreshing sociopathy and his enduring commitment to molestation. And that's what JDLADFINAMBLA is all about.